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Old 04-18-2009, 10:37 AM   #168 (permalink)
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I was at my girlfriend's house last night and we started kissing and cuddling. Then as I lay on the bed, she started stripping. At the sight of her young nubile body, I almost came in my pants. A personal best for me seeing as they were 20 yards away on the landing.
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