Little Jennifer is 6 years old. One day she's wandering around her house and comes to her parents' bedroom where her mom is fresh out of the shower, naked, getting ready for work. Jennifer points to the strip of hair between her mom's legs and asks,
"What's that, Mommy?"
"That's a vagina, Jennifer."
"When do I get one?"
"Oh, I'd say in about 8 years or so."
So Jennifer wanders off ecstatic at the prospect of having her own vagina in 8 years.
A while later she comes back to her parents' bedroom to find her father naked, fresh out of the shower.
She points to the piece of meat hanging between his legs and asks,
"What's that, Daddy?"
"That's a penis, Jennifer."
"Oh wow! When do I get one?"
"In about 10 minutes when your mom goes to work."
ouch.
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