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Old 04-22-2009, 03:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Are'nt "chavs" like the terrible people of scottland?
Erm... close enough. The chav sub-culture only seems to exist in the UK and Ireland for some reason. 'Chav' is the general term for them but every region have their own slang words for them.

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Old 04-22-2009, 03:53 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Why won't tampons talk to me?

Because they're stuck-up cunts.
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Old 04-24-2009, 01:12 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Why won't tampons talk to me?

Because they're stuck-up cunts.
I luld.
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Old 04-24-2009, 02:08 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I luld.
It is a pretty swell joke.
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Old 04-22-2009, 03:55 PM   #5 (permalink)
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How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.
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Old 04-22-2009, 04:00 PM   #6 (permalink)
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What has eight legs and makes women scream?

Gang rape.

(I know it's bad; although, statistically speaking, 4 out of 5 people enjoy gang rape.)
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What's the worst thing about sex with children?

Cleaning the blood off of your clown costume.
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Old 04-24-2009, 05:56 AM   #8 (permalink)
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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail it's other hand to the floor
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Old 04-24-2009, 08:01 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty-three year olds?

Come on. There's twenty of 'em!
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Old 04-24-2009, 10:24 AM   #10 (permalink)
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In a recent survey into blow jobs and why men liked them so much, 6% liked the feeling, 12% liked the excitement and 82% just liked the silence.
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