1.) How do you picture the end of the world?
Where is the end of the world? Isnt it a sphere?
2.) Describe your crime fighting alter ego..
Well I have a few. When Im drinking I turn into the Incredible Hulk. When fightin crime, I am Jinx, I know what my enemy will say before they say it, so i Jinx them and then they owe me a coke, pretty soon I had a **** ton of coke and they are broke and silenced, also sometimes I team up with my partner, T-Bone as Fillet Mignon (pronounced fillit minion), and we kill vampires with steaks and garlic.
3.) Where in the world is Carman San Diego?
Shes in bed with Rockapella
4.) What's the worst thing you've ever had to confess to your parents?
That the bag they found in my sock drawer wasnt tobacco...
5.) When life gives you lemons, what do you do?
Paint that **** gold....wait, nvm. I usually use them when cooking seafood, but my new kick is letting my daughter eat them and laughing hysterically at her face.
6.) Do you perform well under pressure?
I actually perform best under pressure.
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Lew Harrison, who looked like an anarchist with his red eyes and fierce black beard, had been writing furiously in one corner of the room. "That's good— happiness by the kilowatt," he said. "Buy your happiness the way you buy light."
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