spark10036

1.) How do you picture the end of the world?
BOOOOOOOM
2.) Describe your crime fighting alter ego..
I can break walls with my little finger
3.) Where in the world is Carman San Diego?
She's under my bed for the last two and a half years
4.) What's the worst thing you've ever had to confess to your parents?
nothing really big...maybe that I had to stay in the university for another year
5.) When life gives you lemons, what do you do?
I find someone whose life has given him vodka and we have a party
6.) Do you perform well under pressure?
Most of the times

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Farfisa

1.) How do you picture the end of the world?
Either the Earth will be hit by an asteriod or the sun will turn into a red giant and destroy a good portion of our solar system.


2.) Describe your crime fighting alter ego..
Doesn't give a **** lad...


3.) Where in the world is Carman San Diego?
In San Diego, CA


4.) What's the worst thing you've ever had to confess to your parents?
I'm a pothead.


5.) When life gives you lemons, what do you do?
Wedgify them and put one in a glass of iced tea.


6.) Do you perform well under pressure?
Dear lord no...

Alfred

1.) How do you picture the end of the world?



2.) Describe your crime fighting alter ego..


3.) Where in the world is Carman San Diego?
Spain?

4.) What's the worst thing you've ever had to confess to your parents?
I burnt a hole in the car seat with a cigarette lighter.

5.) When life gives you lemons, what do you do?
"Fuck you, those are sour!"

6.) Do you perform well under pressure?
Not the least bit.

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[Paranoid.Android]

1.) How do you picture the end of the world?
Sort of like what an ant sees when you fry it with a magnifying glass. But with more screaming.

2.) Describe your crime fighting alter ego.
I only fight crime because it's there. My sidekick is an anthropomorphic waffle, who taunts my opponents with his delectable goodness.

3.) Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
She's living in the Land of the Lost.

4.) What's the worst thing you've ever had to confess to your parents?
Having to drop out of college.

5.) When life gives you lemons, what do you do?
Clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

6.) Do you perform well under pressure?
Sure. It's easy to get in the zone and do what needs to be done.
I also perform "Under Pressure" well, either vocal part. Just sayin'.

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Thrice

1.) How do you picture the end of the world?
Where is the end of the world? Isnt it a sphere?

2.) Describe your crime fighting alter ego..
Well I have a few. When Im drinking I turn into the Incredible Hulk. When fightin crime, I am Jinx, I know what my enemy will say before they say it, so i Jinx them and then they owe me a coke, pretty soon I had a **** ton of coke and they are broke and silenced, also sometimes I team up with my partner, T-Bone as Fillet Mignon (pronounced fillit minion), and we kill vampires with steaks and garlic.

3.) Where in the world is Carman San Diego?
Shes in bed with Rockapella

4.) What's the worst thing you've ever had to confess to your parents?
That the bag they found in my sock drawer wasnt tobacco...

5.) When life gives you lemons, what do you do?
Paint that **** gold....wait, nvm. I usually use them when cooking seafood, but my new kick is letting my daughter eat them and laughing hysterically at her face.

6.) Do you perform well under pressure?
I actually perform best under pressure.

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Lew Harrison, who looked like an anarchist with his red eyes and fierce black beard, had been writing furiously in one corner of the room. "That's good—happiness by the kilowatt," he said. "Buy your happiness the way you buy light."

SATCHMO

1.) How do you picture the end of the world?
The collective calibrated level of human consciousness will rise to a critical mass of sorts whereupon we will sublimate from our temporal bodies and exist at a level pure consciousness.


2.) Describe your crime fighting alter ego..
I don't hate. I perpetrate.


3.) Where in the world is Carman San Diego?
Passed out in bed with me and Dora


4.) What's the worst thing you've ever had to confess to your parents?
That they were Ignorant.


5.) When life gives you lemons, what do you do?
Paint that shit chartreuse


6.) Do you perform well under pressure?
Gracefully.

Freebase Dali

1.) How do you picture the end of the world?
You hire a post apocalyptic photographer.


2.) Describe your crime fighting alter ego..
Middle Aged Mutant Ninja Turtle?


3.) Where in the world is Carman San Diego?
Amsterdam - red light district.


4.) What's the worst thing you've ever had to confess to your parents?
That they annoy me and that's why I never visit. (Yeh... horrid)


5.) When life gives you lemons, what do you do?
Make lemonade, piss in it, then serve it to the people who piss you off.-?


6.) Do you perform well under pressure?
It takes a lot of pressure to get me to perform anything.

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Scarlett O'Hara

1.) How do you picture the end of the world?
Us all being gassed to death.


2.) Describe your crime fighting alter ego..
Scully from X-files!


3.) Where in the world is Carman San Diego?
On a Russian man's dick.


4.) What's the worst thing you've ever had to confess to your parents?
That I was having sex.


5.) When life gives you lemons, what do you do?
Eat them. Then do tequila shots.


6.) Do you perform well under pressure?
Yes as long as its not asking me questions I have no idea how to answer.

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Bulldog

1.) How do you picture the end of the world?
A time when people start saying to each other "is it just me or is the sun getting bigger?"

2.) Describe your crime fighting alter ego..
Mickey Goldmill from the Rocky movies. I'd yell motivational slogans at people and get them to do all the crime-fighting for me.

3.) Where in the world is Carman San Diego?
Wherever I left it.

4.) What's the worst thing you've ever had to confess to your parents?
That I needed some money.

5.) When life gives you lemons, what do you do?
Get a more interesting life.

6.) Do you perform well under pressure?
I suppose so.

anticipation

1.) How do you picture the end of the world?
the world will never end because it never existed.

2.) Describe your crime fighting alter ego..
i prefer crime to justice.

3.) Where in the world is Carman San Diego?
jamaica with the dudes from cool runnings.

4.) What's the worst thing you've ever had to confess to your parents?
never confessed anything.

5.) When life gives you lemons, what do you do?
i ****ing hate these bull**** cliche sayings.

6.) Do you perform well under pressure?
social facilitation man.