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Originally Posted by clockworkmice
What's the similarity between a bicycle and an orange?
They both have handlebars, except the orange.
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I loved this one!
Why did Jane Goodall live with monkeys?
Because she is a dumb twat.
What do Christopher Reeves and Dead babies have in common?
They are both dead.
Edit: I know dead baby jokes are the top of the lame as hell list, but I made it up and could only think of that. Next time I'll use someone's family member.
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Lew Harrison, who looked like an anarchist with his red eyes and fierce black beard, had been writing furiously in one corner of the room. "That's good— happiness by the kilowatt," he said. "Buy your happiness the way you buy light."
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