Unjokes and Anti-humour (member, track, quote)

right-track · 04-30-2009, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SATCHMO

How do you get a witch pregnant?....
You fuck her.

lol? ^

This joke won us the war;

Urban Hat€monger ? · 04-30-2009, 01:04 PM

An Englishman , A Chinese man & an African walk into a bar

What a fine example of an integrated community.

right-track · 04-30-2009, 01:10 PM

How many Pakistani's can you get into a mini?

4...and possibly a small child.

SATCHMO · 04-30-2009, 01:20 PM

What do you call a man with 6 toes on each foot?
Sir

**Janszoon** · 04-30-2009, 01:33 PM

What do you call two gay guys and an empty bottle of Jack Daniels?

Drunk.

TheBig3 · 04-30-2009, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon

What do you call two gay guys and an empty bottle of Jack Daniels?

Drunk.

You know, the first time I read through this, I saw the word "elephant" and it not only made the joke better, but may explain a few of my spelling problems. I read through it no less than twice more to find the world elephant again.

How do you get to Carnigie Hall?

Practice.

**Janszoon** · 04-30-2009, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog

You know, the first time I read through this, I saw the word "elephant" and it not only made the joke better, but may explain a few of my spelling problems. I read through it no less than twice more to find the world elephant again.

lol. Where in the sentence was it?

right-track · 04-30-2009, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog

You know, the first time I read through this, I saw the word "elephant" and it not only made the joke better, but may explain a few of my spelling problems. I read through it no less than twice more to find the world elephant again.

Were they pink Brennan?

clockworkmice · 04-30-2009, 05:01 PM

What's the similarity between a bicycle and an orange?

They both have handlebars, except the orange.

**Janszoon** · 04-30-2009, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clockworkmice

What's the similarity between a bicycle and an orange?

They both have handlebars, except the orange.

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