The first grade teacher was reading good ol' Chicken Little for her class. She reached the part when Chicken Little ran to the farmer screaming "the sky is falling, the sky is falling!" She paused and asked the kids "...And what do you think the farmer said?" A little girl raised her hand and said "I think he said 'Holy ****! A talking chicken?!' " Needless to say, the teacher had a seizure...
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