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Old 04-30-2009, 08:29 AM   #11 (permalink)
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why did Billy fail his final exam?
Because he's Jewish

Your mother's so old, she's likely to die soon

-this'd probably count too
lol, thats not anti-humor its working blue.
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Old 04-30-2009, 10:51 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Here's one :

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?

.. cancer.
OMG that's incredible.

What is white, hairless, 14 years old and 11 feet long?


...the line at the Jonas Brother's Concert.
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Old 04-30-2009, 11:32 AM   #13 (permalink)
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How many janitors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They do it for a living for fuck's sake.
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:42 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Knock knock...
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:50 PM   #15 (permalink)
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C'mon you know how this works.

KNOCK KNOCK...
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:54 PM   #16 (permalink)
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C'mon you know how this works.

KNOCK KNOCK...
Ugh... Who's there?
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:56 PM   #17 (permalink)
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daves not here man...
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:56 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Ugh... Who's there?

Oh...you've heard it!


Best anti-joke ever.
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:58 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Thats a good one, I was hoping for something better but I guess thats the point after all.
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Old 04-30-2009, 12:59 PM   #20 (permalink)
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How do you get a witch pregnant?....
You fuck her.
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