a guy starts hearing a voice in his head. it tells him "Go to Las Vegas". At first he ignores it, but with each passing day, it gets louder and more frequent, "Go to Las Vegas, GO TO LAS VEGAS!!". so one day he gives up and says "fine, i'll go!". he gets in his car, and drives all the way to Las Vegas, Nevada. then the voice says "go to a casino." he goes to the first one he sees.
"go to the roulette table."
he runs over to the roullette table.
"put all of the money you have on 38 black."
he takes out all of the money he has and puts it on 38 black.
then the guys spins the wheel. it's spinning and spinning, then finally it stops.
17 red.
the voice says "shit."
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