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Old 05-10-2009, 06:15 AM   #231 (permalink)
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Old 05-10-2009, 09:59 AM   #232 (permalink)
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how long is an asian name?
Ha!...days later and I just got this. Good one.
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Old 05-10-2009, 04:52 PM   #233 (permalink)
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I still don't get that one. :/
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Old 05-10-2009, 04:53 PM   #234 (permalink)
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I still don't get that one. :/



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Old 05-10-2009, 05:08 PM   #235 (permalink)
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a guy starts hearing a voice in his head. it tells him "Go to Las Vegas". At first he ignores it, but with each passing day, it gets louder and more frequent, "Go to Las Vegas, GO TO LAS VEGAS!!". so one day he gives up and says "fine, i'll go!". he gets in his car, and drives all the way to Las Vegas, Nevada. then the voice says "go to a casino." he goes to the first one he sees.

"go to the roulette table."
he runs over to the roullette table.

"put all of the money you have on 38 black."
he takes out all of the money he has and puts it on 38 black.

then the guys spins the wheel. it's spinning and spinning, then finally it stops.

17 red.

the voice says "shit."
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isn't this one of the main reasons for this entire site?

what's next? a thread made specifically to banter about music?
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Old 05-10-2009, 05:09 PM   #236 (permalink)
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it is.
oh... duh

at first i thought it was going to have something to do with their penis sizes.
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Old 05-10-2009, 05:11 PM   #237 (permalink)
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Thats what I was thinking.
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Old 05-11-2009, 10:49 AM   #238 (permalink)
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^Get your minds outta the gutters, folks.
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LOL. I think they like asain penis.
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Old 05-12-2009, 11:42 AM   #240 (permalink)
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I know a good joke, womens rights.

No I'm not sexist just thought it was funny.
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