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Old 05-11-2009, 02:49 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger View Post
How long till GuitarBizarre comes in & tells him he's all wrong.

'Sweat on a guitar?.... Nonononononono you must clean the precious things'
that guy still posts here?

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4. Walk with the devil
Old Delta blues players referred to guitar amplifiers as the "devil box." And they were right. You have to be an equal opportunity employer in terms of who you're bringing over from the other side. Electricity attracts devils and demons. Other instruments attract other spirits. An acoustic guitar attracts Casper. A mandolin attracts Wendy. But an electric guitar attracts Beelzebub.
who the f is wendy?
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