Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

How long till GuitarBizarre comes in & tells him he's all wrong.

'Sweat on a guitar?.... Nonononononono you must clean the precious things'

Originally Posted by lucifer_sam

4. Walk with the devil
Old Delta blues players referred to guitar amplifiers as the "devil box." And they were right. You have to be an equal opportunity employer in terms of who you're bringing over from the other side. Electricity attracts devils and demons. Other instruments attract other spirits. An acoustic guitar attracts Casper. A mandolin attracts Wendy. But an electric guitar attracts Beelzebub.

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

How long till GuitarBizarre comes in & tells him he's all wrong.

'Sweat on a guitar?.... Nonononononono you must clean the precious things'

Originally Posted by Pedestrian

As for me, my inbox is as of yet testicle-free, and hopefully remains that way. Don't the rest of you get any ideas.

Originally Posted by Trollheart

I'll have you know, my ancestors were Kings of Wicklow! We're as Irish as losing a three-nil lead in a must-win fixture!