One of the lads brought in a sample of fish tank water because his fish were dying, to take to the local pet shop for analysis...that got pissed in.
Last summer we used to play football in our dinner break and one of the lads regularly used an atomiser/spray container filled with water to cool himself down afterwards...that got pissed in.
Car owners have been known to drive home with custom made reg plates made by some of the lads off the shop floor in the past...TWAT1/WANKER5 and A.C.A.B. are among some of the favourites.
Flicking chocolate moose all over the works toilet seat (for that authentic bottom explosion effect) along with an added handprint on the inside of the toilet door is a firm favourite when someone new starts.
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