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Old 05-13-2005, 01:14 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I spent a weekend in london with my last girlfriend, about 47 hours of that was spent having sex

By the Monday morning I had the following list of injuries........

My bottom lip felt like it had been chewed off
I could hardly speak because my tongue was so sore from giving her so much oral
I had a rash covering the lower part of my face from where her wet thighs had been rubbing against my stubble.
My neck & chest were covered in bites
My nipples had felt like they had been pulled / bitten off (Although I think she came out worse than me for that )
My back was COVERED in scratchmarks.
I was red raw 'down below'
I could hardly walk from her bouncing up & down on my thighs all weekend.
And I was also drowsy from drinking alcohol & lack of sleep all weekend.

And I had to go to work like that.

Still ..... best weekend ever
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