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Old 05-13-2005, 03:31 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Loads......
Slept with this one girl at my old flat (that I shared) and there were loads of people round getting mess'd up. She was on top and my wrists were tied to the bed and this guy that was lookin for the toliet walked in on us. I told him to piss off and got back 2 it when about 5-6 ****in lads faces peared round my bedroom door (no f**kin' lock). The girl wasn't impressed but I was laughing my a** off.

I slept with this one chick after taking Lsd. That f**kin' rocked. Her hair was changing colour from blond to brunette 2 red head..... and her face kept on changing to other girls faces as well...... That could of gone so wrong but it turned out great

I was really drunk one night, f**ked this girl I'd pulled (my mate girlfriends best mate) so hard she couldn't walk straight. Then forgot her name in the morning. She f**ked off pretty quick after that, so I put on a towel and went to tell my flatmate & his girlfriend what I'd been up to, went into his room and my towel fell off, s**t one. Pulled her again a week later, she knew........

Last sunday I popped this girls cherry, still got the sheets......

Cheers to alcohol, none of it could have been done without you
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Old 05-13-2005, 12:46 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Loads......
Slept with this one girl at my old flat (that I shared) and there were loads of people round getting mess'd up. She was on top and my wrists were tied to the bed and this guy that was lookin for the toliet walked in on us. I told him to piss off and got back 2 it when about 5-6 ****in lads faces peared round my bedroom door (no f**kin' lock). The girl wasn't impressed but I was laughing my a** off.

I slept with this one chick after taking Lsd. That f**kin' rocked. Her hair was changing colour from blond to brunette 2 red head..... and her face kept on changing to other girls faces as well...... That could of gone so wrong but it turned out great

I was really drunk one night, f**ked this girl I'd pulled (my mate girlfriends best mate) so hard she couldn't walk straight. Then forgot her name in the morning. She f**ked off pretty quick after that, so I put on a towel and went to tell my flatmate & his girlfriend what I'd been up to, went into his room and my towel fell off, s**t one. Pulled her again a week later, she knew........

Last sunday I popped this girls cherry, still got the sheets......

Cheers to alcohol, none of it could have been done without you
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Old 05-13-2005, 01:14 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I spent a weekend in london with my last girlfriend, about 47 hours of that was spent having sex

By the Monday morning I had the following list of injuries........

My bottom lip felt like it had been chewed off
I could hardly speak because my tongue was so sore from giving her so much oral
I had a rash covering the lower part of my face from where her wet thighs had been rubbing against my stubble.
My neck & chest were covered in bites
My nipples had felt like they had been pulled / bitten off (Although I think she came out worse than me for that )
My back was COVERED in scratchmarks.
I was red raw 'down below'
I could hardly walk from her bouncing up & down on my thighs all weekend.
And I was also drowsy from drinking alcohol & lack of sleep all weekend.

And I had to go to work like that.

Still ..... best weekend ever
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Old 05-13-2005, 01:38 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I spent a weekend in london with my last girlfriend, about 47 hours of that was spent having sex

By the Monday morning I had the following list of injuries........

My bottom lip felt like it had been chewed off
I could hardly speak because my tongue was so sore from giving her so much oral
I had a rash covering the lower part of my face from where her wet thighs had been rubbing against my stubble.
My neck & chest were covered in bites
My nipples had felt like they had been pulled / bitten off (Although I think she came out worse than me for that )
My back was COVERED in scratchmarks.
I was red raw 'down below'
I could hardly walk from her bouncing up & down on my thighs all weekend.
And I was also drowsy from drinking alcohol & lack of sleep all weekend.

And I had to go to work like that.

Still ..... best weekend ever
Dude now that is a steamy sex story good show man
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Dude now that is a steamy sex story good show man
No thats the result , the steamy bit is what we did
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you sound like fun
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I like to think so
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You don`t know the things she asked me to do
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