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Old 06-26-2009, 02:39 PM   #26 (permalink)
cheezyridr
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i once worked as a draftsman for a mechanical contractor. apparently someone was annoyed at all the safety regs there. they posted a sign that read:

ATTENTION:
All turds longer than 5.75" and having a circumfrence greater than 3.387"
and or a weight of more than 60 grams must be lowered into the bowl manually to avoid chemical splash-back according to OSHA code 714 article 12, section 2. Anyone dispensing material into this receptacle must make available the appropriate MSDS for each substance.
Remember, safety is everyones business!!!

it's not exact, but that's as close as memory allows after 10 years of not working there
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