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Old 09-04-2009, 01:09 AM   #17 (permalink)
Rainfall
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Default True American Glory

[I seem to be one of the few people I know who ingest no caffine, and one day 'caffine caffine' popped into my head. Obviously not trying to break any ground here, just a 'for-fun' kinda thing.

And I'm don't drink alcohol either, by the way. That was for the arrogant American flair.]


Starbucks, starbucks,
Your bar sucks.
You sell no alcohol
Or beverages worthy
Of my thirst.

Caffine, caffine,
What else could I mean,
Than to take your love
And down it all the way?

The other Americans may find
Your sugar-induced comas fine
But I like my hand steady
And my thoughts easily accessible
And ready.

Caffine, caffine,
What else would it seem,
Than for me to take your love
And drink it all away?

Diabetes strikes:
Kidney failure, paralysis, cataracts,
Vascular disease, memory loss, and heart attacks
If that’s not enough to turn you blue
Another result is death too!

Thank you, America, for your free trade
I heart all the choices that I’ve made
I’m stuck here in a hospital bed without a laugh
Wishing to all hell I had a cup of decaf.
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Last edited by Rainfall; 09-08-2009 at 01:17 AM.
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