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Old 10-04-2009, 05:41 PM   #1678 (permalink)
WolfAtTheDoor
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It's an easy concept for the opposite sex to grasp, that's why. In the case of the blowjob there's a lot of room for error, with the possibility that the female will mistake your little fella for a lollipop and literally suck the bell-end right off of you. Or, in a less painful but more irritating scenario, they believe that the warmth of their mouth alone will satisfy your sexual needs and they forget that their lips need to be doing something in the whole process, rather than just lazily puckering and staying well clear of your shaft, looking all luscious and unneccesary.

However, from previous sexual encounters with females I am under the impression that most males before me have had no idea how to handle the idea of masturbating a woman and tend to opt for the 'toy gun' position - straightening out two fingers and jabbing whatever hole they find until they hear some sort of groan that they mistake for sexual pleasure and not intense agony.

But, to be fair, this is all mostly the clitoris' fault for being so distant.
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