1. What quality or condition would you like to have in your life that you don't currently have?
a big feedbag strapped to my face full of painkillers and coca cola
2. What is the most dangerous/craziest thing you have ever done?
usual bollocks, take a wild guess
3. What is your perception of how people see you?
perpetually tired, antisocial - both true!
4. If you had to rank how attractive you are on 1 to 10 how would you rank yourself?
5. Is there anything you're superstitious about?
if people look me in the eye i have to cut them open to get my soul back
6. What is on your bedside table?
a shrine to R. Stevie Moore