That reminds me of this old gem:
A man goes bear hunting. He's sitting in the treeline of a vast open field when he sees a large Brown Bear making it's way across the field. He takes multiple shots at it with his rifle. No dice. Every shot misses. So he just says, "Damn it.", and stays put to wait for another bear. About ten minutes later he feels something coming up behind him. He turns just in time to see the bear from before, and before he can react, the bear turns him over and rapes him.
The next week, the guy goes back for revenge, this time with a double barrel shotgun. When he spots the bear again, he opens up, but misses yet again. On the way back to his truck, the bear pounces on him and rapes him again.
The next day, he goes back to the field with an AK-47. He sits in his spot for over three hours, waiting for the bear, but there's no sign of it. Just as he's about to call it quits, he feels a tap on his shoulder. It's the bear, and he says, "You're not coming here for the hunting, are you?"
|