I was once with a group of friends at my mates 20th, he was wearing a sash with something lame like '20 year old virgin' across it or something, and me being the numbskull i am quipped "AT LEAST YOU ARENT ACTUALLY A VIRGIN AT 20, THAT'D BE TRAGIC", forgetting a friend standing right next to me was 21 and a virgin. Suddenly there was a hushed silence as i stood there, foot firmly in mouth.
p.s. to anybody who is a 20+ year old virgin, there is nothing wrong with that, just drunken banter for you.
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