My Life Is Average

right-track · 12-04-2009, 06:08 PM

Old story;

I got into conversation with a bald guy I used to work with on the subject of baldness.
I said it was hereditary and he replied how that was a load of rubbish because his dad still had a full head of hair.
Jokingly I replied, "You must take after your mam then!"

At which point I immediately remembered she was having chemotherapy for cancer.

MyLifeIsFuckinTragic.

Barnard17 · 12-04-2009, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete

I was having lunch today at University with an old friend from high school who happens to be gay. As we're chatting away and catching up, a former High School football player I got into a scrap with once in high school walked by and looked at my friend then quickly turned his head and walked in the opposite direction incredibly fast. I asked him if he knew that guy and he said that he sucked his dick at a party last week. MLIA

Cruel Intentions much?

Sneer · 12-04-2009, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by right-track

old story;

i got into conversation with a bald guy i used to work with on the subject of baldness.
I said it was hereditary and he replied how that was a load of rubbish because his dad still had a full head of hair.
Jokingly i replied, "you must take after your mam then!"

at which point i immediately remembered she was having chemotherapy for cancer.

Mylifeisfuckintragic.

o-m-f-g.

right-track · 12-04-2009, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Stu

o-m-f-g.

Tell me about it!

It was in a room full of colleagues too. It was like the room froze.

Sneer · 12-04-2009, 06:21 PM

I was once with a group of friends at my mates 20th, he was wearing a sash with something lame like '20 year old virgin' across it or something, and me being the numbskull i am quipped "AT LEAST YOU ARENT ACTUALLY A VIRGIN AT 20, THAT'D BE TRAGIC", forgetting a friend standing right next to me was 21 and a virgin. Suddenly there was a hushed silence as i stood there, foot firmly in mouth.

p.s. to anybody who is a 20+ year old virgin, there is nothing wrong with that, just drunken banter for you.

Arya Stark · 12-05-2009, 01:26 AM

We went to the movie rental place and got some video.
It was a porno.
It's Porno Saturday.
Yesterday was Porno Friday.
The day before was Porno Thursday.
I love my friends.
MLIA

FETCHER. · 12-05-2009, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by right-track

Old story;

I got into conversation with a bald guy I used to work with on the subject of baldness.
I said it was hereditary and he replied how that was a load of rubbish because his dad still had a full head of hair.
Jokingly I replied, "You must take after your mam then!"

At which point I immediately remembered she was having chemotherapy for cancer.

MyLifeIsFuckinTragic.

Oh man!

I've got a friend who, um.. Doesn't have a mum and a popular retort to someone here (a jokingly retort) is saying "yer maw" for example, "what are you doing?" "yer maw" and I said something similar and along those lines completely forgetting she never had a mother. I swear I've never wanted to die on spot in my life, except then. It's the worst feeling I've ever had.

Sneer · 12-05-2009, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by kayleigh.

Oh man!

I've got a friend who, um.. Doesn't have a mum and a popular retort to someone here (a jokingly retort) is saying "yer maw" for example, "what are you doing?" "yer maw" and I said something similar and along those lines completely forgetting she never had a mother. I swear I've never wanted to die on spot in my life, except then. It's the worst feeling I've ever had.

One of my best friends lost her mum before i met her. On two occasions i've said to her retorts revolving around the 'your mum' line and both times there was like a 5 second interval before i realised what i said and who i was saying it to. Really horrible feeling when you look at their face after realising. I curse my absent mind.

FETCHER. · 12-05-2009, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Stu

One of my best friends lost her mum before i met her. On two occasions i've said to her retorts revolving around the 'your mum' line and both times there was like a 5 second interval before i realised what i said and who i was saying it to. Really horrible feeling when you look at their face after realising. I curse my absent mind.

Yeah my friend lost her mum before I met her too. It's awful isn't it. My friend doesn't really bother, cause she knows it isnt a dig at her. She just laughs along. I always change it to "your dad" for her, and wind her up

Im pretty lucky shes like that.

Sneer · 12-05-2009, 09:33 AM

Yeah luckily for me too my friend understands it's just a thoughtless response you give anybody. You cant be 100% on the ball all of the time. It just so happens my lapses usually result in a horrendously awkward moment.

12-04-2009, 06:21 PM	#95 (permalink)
Sneer Let it drip Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 5,430	I was once with a group of friends at my mates 20th, he was wearing a sash with something lame like '20 year old virgin' across it or something, and me being the numbskull i am quipped "AT LEAST YOU ARENT ACTUALLY A VIRGIN AT 20, THAT'D BE TRAGIC", forgetting a friend standing right next to me was 21 and a virgin. Suddenly there was a hushed silence as i stood there, foot firmly in mouth. p.s. to anybody who is a 20+ year old virgin, there is nothing wrong with that, just drunken banter for you. __________________ LastFM Sneer's Emporium of Sound Fright Team radio show

12-05-2009, 09:33 AM	#100 (permalink)
Sneer Let it drip Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 5,430	Yeah luckily for me too my friend understands it's just a thoughtless response you give anybody. You cant be 100% on the ball all of the time. It just so happens my lapses usually result in a horrendously awkward moment. __________________ LastFM Sneer's Emporium of Sound Fright Team radio show

12-04-2009, 06:08 PM	#91 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	Old story; I got into conversation with a bald guy I used to work with on the subject of baldness. I said it was hereditary and he replied how that was a load of rubbish because his dad still had a full head of hair. Jokingly I replied, "You must take after your mam then!" At which point I immediately remembered she was having chemotherapy for cancer. MyLifeIsFuckinTragic.