I just discovered my parents' new torture tool:
I have no voice, due to some combination of illnesses ... so my mum just stands next to me... and asks her usual questions:
Mum: So, you are feeling better today?
Me: a... (surprised at that very moment that I don't have a voice)
Mum: What ? I can't hear you?
Me: A .. do... v...ss
Mum: So you're feeling better? what was that?
Me: ma... a ...
Mum: anyway, so did you take your medicine?
Me: *nod*
Mum: so you need anything ?
Me: n...
Mum: you really don't need anything?
Me: *shaking head in disapproval*
Mum: Really? you're sick... you don't want anything?
Me: *Shaking continues*
Mum: You really don't want some tea?
Me: ....
Mum: But tea is good for you...
Me: *silence* -_-
... and she didn't realize that I got no voice.
And why the hell all the discussions are ending with her offering some tea ?! ... I'm seriously suspecting she's an undercover British tea-connoisseur.
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