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Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA
JackJack,
You assume that since I'm a vegan my viriginity should be a foregone conclusion, but haven't you heard the saying, "Vegetarians don't like the meat but they sure like the bone?" Apparently not...probably because you're too busy gnawing on yours to hear anything other than "slobber, lick, lick."
...not allowed to be cruel to sentient, living beings such as myself, you mean. I can imagine what it might be like to do it with people like you, and it isn't too difficult to see why virginity is preferable. Observe the conversation we would have:
YOU: "Heh heh."
I (disdainfully): "What the?!? What is that thing...an oozing, fungus-infected 11th toe?! And no." (Hand held up like stop sign). "Even if you had a size XS sock on, the thought is too repulsive."
"toeAndno." Hmm -- guess we know now how you got that name.
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We had to wait that long for
that?
Christ, at least you kept it (comparatively) short this time, unlike your usual rambles and abuse of the English language.
Would you like some goat milk to wash down your bull sh!t?