The Fake Argument Thread

[boo boo]

Originally Posted by Alfred

I smell cunt.

Don't worry. That's just your face.

[Alfred]

I'd rather my face reek of women's body parts than of comic book ink and dirty NES cartridges.

[Mojo]

Alfred draws first blood in this thread, as far im concerned.

[Urban Hat€monger ?]

Alfred deserves a triple word score for that one

[Mojo]

In fact just lock this thread up now. It's over with it.

[right-track]

Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA

blah, blah, blah, blah etc...

...Ha! Take that you...you...Brit! You think your cool British accent will save you from my disdainful derision? Your accent may have won me over in the past, but not this time, buddy-o. Think again! It will not. Nor will your use of "u" in humour. It's humOr, humOr, humOr!! Why must you use so many letters! Why can't you people be succinct like ME: humor. See? So EASY! Five letters instead of six. Me show--you follow. Capiche?!

We invented the language and you bastardised it...you lose!
Apart from the coma inducing first part of the post...not bad at all.
1 point awarded.

Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA

Duh, Antonio--I'm not talking. I'm typing. You know. With a keyboard. If I were *talking* you would *hear* me. With those things on the side of your head that wise people call EARS.

Uh, oh. Doesn't this somewhat contradict your opening post referencing my accent?
Yes, yes it does!
Award point retracted.

Originally Posted by Antonio

Vegangelica......you talk too much.

1 point. ^

Originally Posted by boo boo

Hey Vanilla. New Zealand sucks, it's like Australia's annoying little brat brother that never shuts up about how cooler it is even though it wets the bed at night.

NZ is like Australia without the cool stuff, like Kangaroos and Koala Bears.

HEY NEW ZEALAND, YOUR ACCCENTS DON'T FOOL ME. FUCK YOU!!!

Nicely done boo. It seems your fake arguments are superior to your real ones.
1 point.

Originally Posted by Alfred

I smell cunt.

Classic.
1 point.

Originally Posted by boo boo

Don't worry. That's just your face.

Good comeback,
1 point.

Originally Posted by Alfred

I'd rather my face reek of women's body parts than of comic book ink and dirty NES cartridges.

World class pwnage...2 points.

[someonecompletelyrandom]

Originally Posted by boo boo

Hey Vanilla. New Zealand sucks, it's like Australia's annoying little brat brother that never shuts up about how cooler it is even though it wets the bed at night.

NZ is like Australia without the cool stuff, like Kangaroos and Koala Bears.

HEY NEW ZEALAND, YOUR ACCCENTS DON'T FOOL ME. FUCK YOU!!!

It must be hard to talk with that fleshlight in your mouth.

[noise]

puppies and rainbows

[someonecompletelyrandom]

Originally Posted by noise

puppies and rainbows

Who the hell are you to come in here and post something like that? Make a decent post elsewhere and then we'll have something to talk about you cunt.

[noise]

Originally Posted by Conan

Who the hell are you to come in here and post something like that? Make a decent post elsewhere and then we'll have something to talk about you cunt .

eat my ass, champ. my contributions are awesome, and so am i!