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Originally Posted by noise
one night i had eaten lots of chemicals and i was at a club with my then-girlfriend and her roomate. at one point the roomie sat on my lap and started to eat my face. my girl was sitting right next to me. i pushed the roomie away, and looked at my girl innocently.
"did you like that?", she said.
i grunted noncommittally.
"the game is on. now you have to choose". a kiss on each cheek followed, one from each girl. they both went off to dance.
i know what i should have done. but i didn't. i was disctracted by the floor, which was talking to me about white rabbits or something. i really don't remember, and it's really not important.
anyway, the next day i made my choice. i dumped her, and never saw either of them again.
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...She did what with your face?