The Sexual Experience Thread

Arya Stark · 12-15-2009, 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noise

one night i had eaten lots of chemicals and i was at a club with my then-girlfriend and her roomate. at one point the roomie sat on my lap and started to eat my face. my girl was sitting right next to me. i pushed the roomie away, and looked at my girl innocently.

"did you like that?", she said.

i grunted noncommittally.

"the game is on. now you have to choose". a kiss on each cheek followed, one from each girl. they both went off to dance.

i know what i should have done. but i didn't. i was disctracted by the floor, which was talking to me about white rabbits or something. i really don't remember, and it's really not important.

anyway, the next day i made my choice. i dumped her, and never saw either of them again.

...She did what with your face?

FETCHER. · 12-15-2009, 08:09 AM

A Metaphor for kissing.

Arya Stark · 12-15-2009, 08:15 AM

That's disgusting.

likuidcoka · 12-15-2009, 09:00 AM

( . v . ), 8===>, 8====o~~~~, broken beds, fish licensing, from sex to swasticas, gah! my virgin eyes, i actually am spartacus, i am a minor, i get priapism, i haz a big pencil, i'm pregnant, i'm spartacus., in fact, love snot, nazi sex!, screw your nazi secks, swallow my love, thats what she said!, this thread needs jesus, ya know i'm spartacus

LMAO @ the TAgs..

"this thread needs jesus"

Freebase Dali · 12-15-2009, 09:51 AM

You summoned?

likuidcoka · 12-15-2009, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

You summoned?

~~TumorAttitude~~ · 12-28-2009, 10:26 AM

Theres this kid at my lunch table that talks about his sexual escapades all the time. I can't tell if he's lying or not because he IS really cute and I know a lot of retarded girls that would shave their heads to bang him. But besides having the face of a boyband member, he's a total fucking creeper. He asked me if I shave my pubes and calls the clitoris the cliTORis. Like its a fucking exotic bird.

Arya Stark · 12-28-2009, 12:26 PM

LOL. But if he doesn't talk, it's fine?
I know a lot of girls who'd bang him even if he did talk like that.
I went to high school with some weird people.

~~TumorAttitude~~ · 12-28-2009, 12:38 PM

I don't care, I would never bang him. He is a Metallica fan.
Regardless, it kind of puts me off my hummus when someone interrupts my pleasent lunchtime conversation to inquire about my pubes.

Arya Stark · 12-28-2009, 12:50 PM

Aside from the Metallica, yes, it would put me off too.

12-15-2009, 09:00 AM	#1884 (permalink)
likuidcoka MOuthWIdeSHut Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Hippocampus Posts: 85	( . v . ), 8===>, 8====o~~~~, broken beds, fish licensing, from sex to swasticas, gah! my virgin eyes, i actually am spartacus, i am a minor, i get priapism, i haz a big pencil, i'm pregnant, i'm spartacus., in fact, love snot, nazi sex!, screw your nazi secks, swallow my love, thats what she said!, this thread needs jesus, ya know i'm spartacus LMAO @ the TAgs.. "this thread needs jesus" __________________

12-15-2009, 09:51 AM	#1885 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	You summoned? __________________

12-28-2009, 10:26 AM	#1887 (permalink)
~~TumorAttitude~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Purgatory Posts: 749	Theres this kid at my lunch table that talks about his sexual escapades all the time. I can't tell if he's lying or not because he IS really cute and I know a lot of retarded girls that would shave their heads to bang him. But besides having the face of a boyband member, he's a total fucking creeper. He asked me if I shave my pubes and calls the clitoris the cliTORis. Like its a fucking exotic bird.

12-28-2009, 12:38 PM	#1889 (permalink)
~~TumorAttitude~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Purgatory Posts: 749	I don't care, I would never bang him. He is a Metallica fan. Regardless, it kind of puts me off my hummus when someone interrupts my pleasent lunchtime conversation to inquire about my pubes.