I thoroughly enjoyed reading this!
I agree with the 1st 2 things in the "Weird place to be in" part though, that boxers showing thing...kinda irks me =| lol
And what the wtf do you mean your mom threw away your pokemon cards! I am saddened and... slightly appalled -_-
And speaking of which... I am actually 'Suess'iding right now!
Oh and I do like the last song you mentioned as well!