Theres this kid at my lunch table that talks about his sexual escapades all the time. I can't tell if he's lying or not because he IS really cute and I know a lot of retarded girls that would shave their heads to bang him. But besides having the face of a boyband member, he's a total fucking creeper. He asked me if I shave my pubes and calls the clitoris the cliTORis. Like its a fucking exotic bird.
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