1. Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
I always use white bubble bath.
2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
Well that'd be pointless.
3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised?
It's not something they think about.
4. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
F*CK ME IF I KNOW!
5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
This is getting ridiculous.
6. Do prison buses have emergency exits?
Probably.
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