The Saturday 6-Pack

Arya Stark · 01-23-2010, 10:19 PM

1. Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
They're racist.

3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised?
Hey. I do it all of the time.
Because maybe I will have changed my appetite. :3

5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
I would assume so.

Alfred · 01-23-2010, 10:28 PM

1. Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
I always use white bubble bath.
2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
Well that'd be pointless.
3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised?
It's not something they think about.
4. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
F*CK ME IF I KNOW!
5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
This is getting ridiculous.
6. Do prison buses have emergency exits?
Probably.

Bulldog · 01-24-2010, 07:00 AM

1. Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Baths take too long, so I always shower.

2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
No idea, but I do remember buying a ticket to and watching a History Of Violence by myself in an otherwise completely empty cinema, which is an experience I'd totally recommend.

3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised?
Sometimes it does...

4. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
I hate prunes, so therefore don't really care.

5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
Isn't exactly something I think about a lot.

6. Do prison buses have emergency exits?
I think I'm gonna watch the Fugitive again later...

Freebase Dali · 01-24-2010, 04:37 PM

I'm totally going to take this seriously. (some answers taken from Google)

1. Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
- Technically the bubbles are clear, but because of light diffusion they look white. And there isn't really enough of the bubble-bath solution in the bubbles for them to display a corresponding color.

2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
- It depends on the theater. Sometimes people come in late, but if it's obvious that no one will be viewing, the managers in smaller theaters sometimes choose to not show the movie as to cut down operational costs.

3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised?
- Triumph of hope over experience.

4. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
- Prune juice is made by softening prunes through steaming and then putting them through a pulper to create a watery puree.

5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
- Due to atmospheric conditions, the speed and manner at which an odor can propagate throughout an atmospheric medium is extremely variable. Thus, measurable data relating to an invariable output would not likely constitute an accepted benchmark in context with speed of light and sound, which are generally invariable in normal circumstances.

6. Do prison buses have emergency exits?
- Yes. But they are usually either padlocked or only accessible from the outside. Since the prisoners are usually locked to their seats, and in combination with the state of emergency exits on prison buses, the term 'emergency exit' should be renamed 'ironic porthole'.

iron9567 · 01-24-2010, 05:14 PM

1. Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
idk

2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
no

3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised?
to catch the trolls stealing our food

4. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
what happens to the prune stays with the prune

5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
anythings possible i guess

6. Do prison buses have emergency exits?
as a correction officer or as you all call us prison gaurds i can say we do have emergency exits

**Janszoon** · 01-24-2010, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Dieselboy

2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
I always wondered this too. If someone knows for sure which it is, I would be very excited to know.

I worked at a movie theater when I was in high school and I can tell you for sure that, yes, they still show it. It probably has something to do with their contract with the studios, but also in case people show up late.

jackhammer · 01-24-2010, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

I worked at a movie theater when I was in high school and I can tell you for sure that, yes, they still show it. It probably has something to do with their contract with the studios, but also in case people show up late.

I was the only person to watch Romero's Land Of The Dead a few years back with the whole cinema to myself. It was very liberating I have to say.

**Janszoon** · 01-24-2010, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackhammer

I was the only person to watch Romero's Land Of The Dead a few years back with the whole cinema to myself. It was very liberating I have to say.

Yeah, it's always cool when that happens.

The thing I always find strange is when you go to the movies and no one else is there and then a couple people come in and sit right near you. I always remember that happen to me at Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, these two girl sat directly behind me and talked off and on throughout the movie.

jackhammer · 01-24-2010, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon

Yeah, it's always cool when that happens.

The thing I always find strange is when you go to the movies and no one else is there and then a couple people come in and sit right near you. I always remember that happen to me at Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, these two girl sat directly behind me and talked off and on throughout the movie.

I am quite a placid person but if someone is yakking through a film at the pics I have stood up and told them to STFU many times.

Mojo · 01-25-2010, 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackhammer

I was the only person to watch Romero's Land Of The Dead a few years back with the whole cinema to myself. It was very liberating I have to say.

That sounds awesome. I'd like that.

01-23-2010, 10:28 PM	#3792 (permalink)
Alfred one big soul Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 5,096	1. Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? I always use white bubble bath. 2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? Well that'd be pointless. 3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised? It's not something they think about. 4. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from? FCK ME IF I KNOW! 5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?* This is getting ridiculous. 6. Do prison buses have emergency exits? Probably. __________________ LAST.FM / VINYL COLLECTION / RYM

01-24-2010, 04:37 PM	#3794 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	I'm totally going to take this seriously. (some answers taken from Google) 1. Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? - Technically the bubbles are clear, but because of light diffusion they look white. And there isn't really enough of the bubble-bath solution in the bubbles for them to display a corresponding color. 2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? - It depends on the theater. Sometimes people come in late, but if it's obvious that no one will be viewing, the managers in smaller theaters sometimes choose to not show the movie as to cut down operational costs. 3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised? - Triumph of hope over experience. 4. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from? - Prune juice is made by softening prunes through steaming and then putting them through a pulper to create a watery puree. 5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell? - Due to atmospheric conditions, the speed and manner at which an odor can propagate throughout an atmospheric medium is extremely variable. Thus, measurable data relating to an invariable output would not likely constitute an accepted benchmark in context with speed of light and sound, which are generally invariable in normal circumstances. 6. Do prison buses have emergency exits? - Yes. But they are usually either padlocked or only accessible from the outside. Since the prisoners are usually locked to their seats, and in combination with the state of emergency exits on prison buses, the term 'emergency exit' should be renamed 'ironic porthole'. __________________

01-24-2010, 05:14 PM	#3795 (permalink)
iron9567 musicbanter peeping tom Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 74	1. Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? idk 2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? no 3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised? to catch the trolls stealing our food 4. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from? what happens to the prune stays with the prune 5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell? anythings possible i guess 6. Do prison buses have emergency exits? as a correction officer or as you all call us prison gaurds i can say we do have emergency exits __________________ thanks The iron man I don't want to change the world. I just want to make the world colder then the day I came.

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01-24-2010, 07:00 AM	#3793 (permalink)
Bulldog why bother? Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: UK Posts: 4,840	1. Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Baths take too long, so I always shower. 2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? No idea, but I do remember buying a ticket to and watching a History Of Violence by myself in an otherwise completely empty cinema, which is an experience I'd totally recommend. 3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised? Sometimes it does... 4. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from? I hate prunes, so therefore don't really care. 5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell? Isn't exactly something I think about a lot. 6. Do prison buses have emergency exits? I think I'm gonna watch the Fugitive again later...