I'm totally going to take this seriously. (some answers taken from Google)
1. Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
- Technically the bubbles are clear, but because of light diffusion they look white. And there isn't really enough of the bubble-bath solution in the bubbles for them to display a corresponding color.
2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
- It depends on the theater. Sometimes people come in late, but if it's obvious that no one will be viewing, the managers in smaller theaters sometimes choose to not show the movie as to cut down operational costs.
3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised?
- Triumph of hope over experience.
4. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
- Prune juice is made by softening prunes through steaming and then putting them through a pulper to create a watery puree.
5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
- Due to atmospheric conditions, the speed and manner at which an odor can propagate throughout an atmospheric medium is extremely variable. Thus, measurable data relating to an invariable output would not likely constitute an accepted benchmark in context with speed of light and sound, which are generally invariable in normal circumstances.
6. Do prison buses have emergency exits?
- Yes. But they are usually either padlocked or only accessible from the outside. Since the prisoners are usually locked to their seats, and in combination with the state of emergency exits on prison buses, the term 'emergency exit' should be renamed 'ironic porthole'.
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