1. Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
That racist.
2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
Yep, unless it's a Pauly Shore movie.
3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised?
Because something does, have you never heard of the Dorm Fairy?
4. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
Some wrinkled hag part squeezed for its supplements I imagine.
5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
As much as there is a 'Speed of Shadow' like in The Neverending Story II.
6. Do prison buses have emergency exits?
Shhhhh! There is only one exit, a secret exit, hidden deep within the dark barrel of the guard's shotgun.
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