The Saturday 6-Pack

storymilo · 01-25-2010, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by jackhammer

I was the only person to watch Romero's Land Of The Dead a few years back with the whole cinema to myself. It was very liberating I have to say.

Yea, I went to see Bronson with my dad and we were the only people in the (admittedly very tiny) theater. Twas awesome.

The movie itself was one of the craziest things I have ever seen... very intense, violent, offensive, but also very funny at times. I'd be very interested to know what you think if you saw it.

FETCHER. · 01-25-2010, 05:46 PM

1. Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Mind games.

2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
I think so, aye.

3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised?
Maybe my mumma has been to Asda while I've been faffing around the house.

4. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
I don't even know what a prune is.

5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
A speed of bad smells. Nothing travels faster than someones eggy fart. Boak.

6. Do prison buses have emergency exits?
I'd like think they did in a way. But they probably wouldn't be of any use, they get locked in don't they, so they're going nowhere in a hurry.

~~CAPTAIN CAVEMAN~~ · 01-25-2010, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by kayleigh.

4. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
I don't even know what a prune is.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FETCHER. · 01-25-2010, 08:20 PM

I meant I'd never known what a prune was beforehand

Terrible Lizard · 01-25-2010, 08:26 PM

1. Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
That racist.

2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
Yep, unless it's a Pauly Shore movie.

3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised?
Because something does, have you never heard of the Dorm Fairy?

4. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
Some wrinkled hag part squeezed for its supplements I imagine.

5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
As much as there is a 'Speed of Shadow' like in The Neverending Story II.

6. Do prison buses have emergency exits?
Shhhhh! There is only one exit, a secret exit, hidden deep within the dark barrel of the guard's shotgun.

Zer0 · 01-26-2010, 04:13 PM

1. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
The question is why are they never black? Racist bubble bath

2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
If they have nothing better to do

3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Cos they're complete idiots. No offence.

4. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
The supermarket obviously

5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
Not a constant one as such.

6. Do prison buses have emergency exits?
Not a real one, just drawing of one on the back of the bus

Astronomer · 01-27-2010, 11:36 PM

1. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Because bubbles are basically air so something to do with that. Or light reflection or something. I was never any good at science.

2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
I've always wondered this same thing. Do they? Anybody work at a cinema?

3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Because sometimes flatmates are amazing and buy food.

4. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
There is still moisture in prunes.

5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
Smell is actual particles of the thing you are smelling going into your noise whereas light and speed are things happening to air particles.

6. Do prison buses have emergency exits?
Mental institution ones don't, I tried.

Zer0 · 01-28-2010, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Lateralus

6. Do prison buses have emergency exits?
Mental institution ones don't, I tried.

They did when i made one

Ronnie Jane Devo · 01-29-2010, 12:42 PM

1. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?

Thrice · 01-30-2010, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Yeah, it's always cool when that happens.

The thing I always find strange is when you go to the movies and no one else is there and then a couple people come in and sit right near you. I always remember that happen to me at Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, these two girl sat directly behind me and talked off and on throughout the movie.

That happened to me today in the urinal. I walked into an empty public restroom and decided to take urinal number 8 of 14. Another man walked in and chose number 9! It freaked me out and I froze up and couldnt pee.

01-25-2010, 08:26 PM	#3805 (permalink)
Terrible Lizard **ER OF HOLES Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Butt**, Nebraska Posts: 1,211	1. Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? That racist. 2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? Yep, unless it's a Pauly Shore movie. 3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised? Because something does, have you never heard of the Dorm Fairy? 4. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from? Some wrinkled hag part squeezed for its supplements I imagine. 5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell? As much as there is a 'Speed of Shadow' like in The Neverending Story II. 6. Do prison buses have emergency exits? Shhhhh! There is only one exit, a secret exit, hidden deep within the dark barrel of the guard's shotgun. __________________ “YOU ARE SCUM SLUT.” -John Martyn

01-26-2010, 04:13 PM	#3806 (permalink)
Zer0 ∞ Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Ireland Posts: 3,792	1. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? The question is why are they never black? Racist bubble bath 2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? If they have nothing better to do 3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Cos they're complete idiots. No offence. 4. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from? The supermarket obviously 5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell? Not a constant one as such. 6. Do prison buses have emergency exits? Not a real one, just drawing of one on the back of the bus __________________ Last FM \| RYM \| The Final Sound

01-27-2010, 11:36 PM	#3807 (permalink)
Astronomer we are stardust Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 2,894	1. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Because bubbles are basically air so something to do with that. Or light reflection or something. I was never any good at science. 2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? I've always wondered this same thing. Do they? Anybody work at a cinema? 3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Because sometimes flatmates are amazing and buy food. 4. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from? There is still moisture in prunes. 5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell? Smell is actual particles of the thing you are smelling going into your noise whereas light and speed are things happening to air particles. 6. Do prison buses have emergency exits? Mental institution ones don't, I tried. __________________

01-29-2010, 12:42 PM	#3809 (permalink)
Ronnie Jane Devo moon shoes Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Virginia Posts: 57	1. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? 2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? 3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? 5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell? __________________ Last.fm