hoorayforpeepee

Here are some precious lines from everyone’s favourite “band”, BrokeNCYDE (also known as the only music that literally makes me want to cut off my ears with a plastic knife):

Sex Toys:
I love it when you tease me
You make it seem so easy!
You make my pee-pee hard!
You make my pee-pee hard!

Damn right ho your so sleezy
You give me the heebie jeebies!
You make my pee-pee hard!
You make my pee-pee hard!

Get Crunk!:
YEAAAHHHH!!
All you motha ****in brizzles to get off the flizzle and to start ****in dizzles.
Fishizzle my nizzle
Got these ****in brizzles all up in my mizzle like a ****in grizzle
Get off my grizzle girl,
You got all these ****in hoes all up in my face.
Shut the **** up with that ****.
Lets put your motha ****in crowns up,
Fishizzle like this

Scene Girls:
Ahh yeah your in need of attention
Now drop that ** like your in detention
Sit down girl just shut up and sit
Before I make you suck my (girl nothing)
OMG, You thought I'd say ****
But I wont say ****
Until you touch my ****
So get on your knees girl, suck it **
BC13 and we run this **

Yellow Bus:
Come on girl let me see you shake, now drop that ass like you need a break
Like (breathing sound,)
Now take a breath, I wanna make your pussy wet (like OOOHH)
You're just a groupie
Bitch, I don't need a roofie to get up in that butt
Here's a list of bitches I ****ed; Maddona, Casandra, Kintana, Kiana, your mama, Brandy, and Sandy, Mandy, Melissa, Rachel, and Candy, Jessica, Sarah, Jaquilin, Kelly, Kristina, Jasmine, Crystal, Maria, Madisson (aww wait hold up)


I rest my case. Seriously, I win.