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Old 01-25-2010, 04:43 AM   #31 (permalink)
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I'm as serious as cancer
When I say rhythm is a dancer


Doesn't get much worse than that.
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Old 01-25-2010, 04:50 AM   #32 (permalink)
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"Soulja Boy off in this oh
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat, Soulja Boy
Then Superman dat oh

Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)

Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch

Soulja Boy off in this oh
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat, Soulja Boy
Then Superman dat oh

Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)

Now watch me you
(Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch

Soulja Boy off in this oh
Watch me lean then watch me rock
Super Man dat oh
Yeah watch me crank dat Robocop

Super Fresh, now watch me jock
Jocking on them haterz man
When I do dat Soulja Boy
I lean to the left and crank dat thing
Now you

I'm jocking on you, I'm jockin' on you
And if we get the fightin'
Then I'm ****ing on you, then I'm ****in' on you
You catch me at yo local party
Yes I crank it everyday
Haterz get mad cuz
I got me some Bathin' Apes

Soulja Boy off in this oh
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat, Soulja Boy
Then Superman dat oh

Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)

Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch

Soulja Boy off in this oh
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat, Soulja Boy
Then Superman dat oh

Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)

Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch

I'm bouncin' on my toe
Watch me super soak dat oh
I'ma pass it to Arab
And he's gon' crank it up fo' sho'

Haterz wanna be me
Soulja Boy, I'm the man
They be lookin' at my neck
Sayin' it's the Rubberband Man, man
Watch me do it, watch me do it
Dance, dance
Let get to it, let get to it

Nope, you can't do it like me
Doe, so don't do it like me
Folk, I see you tryna do it like me
Man that damn was ugly

Soulja Boy off in this oh
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat, Soulja Boy
Then Superman dat oh

Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)

Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch

Soulja Boy off in this oh
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat, Soulja Boy
Then Superman dat oh

Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)

Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch

I'm too fresh off in this oh
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank that Roosevelt
And super soak that oh

Super soak that oh
Super soak that oh
Super soak that oh
Super soak that oh

I'm too fresh now watch me do
Watch me shuffle, watch me do
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy, now Superman do it

Superman do it
Superman do it
Ahh

Soulja Boy off in this oh
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat, Soulja Boy
Then Superman dat oh

Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)

Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch

Soulja Boy off in this oh
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat, Soulja Boy
Then Superman dat oh

Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)

Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch
You, ahh you"


So ****ing painfully bad and the worse thing that it just goes on and on and on.....
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Old 01-25-2010, 05:00 AM   #33 (permalink)
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I stand corrected.
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Old 01-25-2010, 03:40 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Quote:
Time is tight, love always gets in the way
I'm sorry
Didn't mean to hurt you but I always do
I'm sorry
Well my eyes are pinned and money's spent
I'm sorry
I wouldn't do for me what I would do for you
I'm sorry
I guess I've thrown it away
Thrown it away
Didn't mean to do it that way
I'm sorry
Time is so tight and I mean it if I say
I'm sorry
I didn't mean to hurt you
I'm sorry
The aptly titled Sorry by Tin Machine, and a bloody horrible little song it as well.
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Old 01-25-2010, 07:43 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Lil' Jon & the Eastside Boyz - Real Nigga Roll Call

Right about now (whats up)
It's time for the real nigga roll call
Now when you hear your city or state (Uh Huh) being called
You put your mother****in' middle finger up in this bitch
ATL, St. Louis, Alabahma, Chicago, The Carolina's, Naptown,
DC, The Bay Area, VA, Miami, New York niggas, texas, You ain't know!
Ya'll niggas can't **** wit my niggas ho![pussy niggaz]
Motha**** that nigga!
Motha**** that bitch!
Ya'll niggas!
Some old ass flexin' ass flauntin' ass niggas!
My Niggas!
Be some real ass trill ass niggas!
Ya'll niggas!
Be some ho ass pussy ass niggas!
My Niggas!
Be some head-bussin' gangsta ass niggas!
Ya'll Niggas!
Be some runnin' and scarey ass niggas!
My Niggas!
Be some Roy Jone beat ya ass niggas!
Ya'll Niggas!
Be some cake and handcuffin' ass niggas!
My Niggas!
Be some "Send them hoes out!" ass niggas!
Ya'll Niggas!
Be some tricking "Don't pay them hoes!" ass niggas!
My Niggas!
Be some Don Juan pimpin' ass niggas!
Ya'll Niggas!
Be some 22 havin' ass niggas!
My Niggas!
Be some chopper street sweepin' ass niggas!
Ya'll Niggas!
Them ol' half ounce sellin' ass niggas!
My Niggas!
Be some dirty bird movin' ass niggas!
Ya'll Niggas!
Be some kissin' security ass, ass niggas!
My Niggas!
**** them hoes and let 'em know ass niggas!
See I'ma mean nigga
Youse afraid nigga
Ol' pretend nigga
Smile and grin nigga
I hate a false nigga
Diana Ross nigga
So if ya lost nigga
Meet tha boss nigga
He's a super nigga
Grin and groupa nigga
Act stupid nigga
I'll ****in' nuke a nigga
Cuz youse a happy nigga
And ima nappy nigga
****in' scrappy nigga
Meet ya pappy nigga
Its Ice Cube nigga
And Little Jon nigga
So if ya drunk nigga
Keep it crunk nigga
To you punk nigga
Feel tha bump nigga
Get yo testifyin ass in tha trunk nigga
You wanna tell nigga?
I'll dump a shell nigga
Send a frail nigga
Str8 ta hell nigga
Thats ya shelter nigga
Helta-skelta nigga
And when I belt a nigga
God help a nigga!
Yeah!
I see you and your lil clique up in tha club nigga
I see ya'll niggas over there talkin' and ****
But you know what nigga
Bitch niggas get dealt wit mother****in' real quick! Ice Cube!
Here we come boy
Real niggas shoot ta kill betta run boy
Or you can tell me how I feel as a
Real nigga
Which nigga
Go get a bitch nigga
No better
Hoes better do what I say
Cuz I'm insane in tha brain (insane in the brain)
Bitch I got Rick James in my veins
Real niggas never change
We just let it bang
Roll thru tha gutter lane
Daddy said let 'em hang
And cut 'em like its butter man
Skeet skeet skeet
Naw thats tha other man
Cuz my skeet never LEAKED
OUT THIS RUBBER mayne
TNA ain't workin' niggas DNA
That crazy bitch'll have ya ass off E&J
Fake niggas got these real bitches bein' ***
Til my peoples come around its like night and day
Now she wanna change her god and the way she pray
Authentic niggas all know thats tha playa way
We runnin this bitch
Ya'll niggas ain't ****
We runnin this bitch
Ya'll niggas ain't ****
We in tha club gettin' crunk
You in tha club gettin' stomped
We in tha club gettin' crunk
You in tha club gettin' stomped
We in tha hood on tha block
You in tha hood gettin' shot
We in tha hood on tha block
You in tha hood gettin' shot
We quick ta show you what we bout
You quick to run ya ****in' mouth
We quick ta show you what we bout
You quick to run ya ****in' mouth
We real niggas from tha east
And we act a ****in' beast
We real niggas from tha east
And we act a ****in' beast
We gangsta niggas from the west
Puttin holes in ya vest
We gangsta niggas from the west
Puttin holes in ya vest
My midwest niggas hard
Quick ta pull ya ****in' card
My midwest niggas hard
Quick ta pull ya ****in' card
And down south we set if off
Blow ya ****in' face off
And down south we set if off
Blow ya ****in' face off (real nigga roll call!)


Buckcherry - Sorry

Oh I had a lot to say, was thinking on my time away
I missed you and things weren't the same
'Cause everything inside it never comes out right
And when I see you cry, it makes me want to die
I'm sorry I'm bad, I'm sorry you're blue
I'm sorry about all things I said to you
And I know, I cant take it back.
I love how you kiss, I love all your sounds
And baby, the way you make my world go round
And I just wanted to say, I'm sorry
This time I think, I'm to blame
It's harder to get through the days
You get older and blame turns to shame
'Cause everything inside it never comes out right
And when I see you cry, it makes me want to die
I'm sorry I'm bad, I'm sorry you're blue
I'm sorry about all things I said to you
And I know, I cant take it back
I love how you kiss, I love all your sounds
And baby, the way you make my world go round
And I just wanted to say, I'm sorry
Every single day, I think about how we came all this way
The sleepless nights and the tears you cried
It's never too late to make it right
Oh yeah
Sorry
I'm sorry I'm bad, I'm sorry you're blue
I'm sorry about all things I said to you
And I know, I cant take it back
I love how you kiss, I love all your sounds
And baby, the way you make my world go round
And I just wanted to say, I'm sorry
nigga, huh.
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Old 01-30-2010, 03:45 PM   #36 (permalink)
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There it is (what?) that, ambiguous cat.
Gritty kitty my rikky-raw rhetoric rap.
Takin' back my style rip r-rebirth (gimme that!)
'Cause I don't give a kcuf like the "f-word" reversed!


I almost put this in favorite lyrics...it's one of those where you just can't decide if its awful or amazing.
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Old 01-30-2010, 03:53 PM   #37 (permalink)
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LOL... Dieselboy, wasn't that line in one of the songs on of Dieselboy's albums?
I can't remember. Know I heard it on there though.
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Old 01-31-2010, 03:31 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Here are some precious lines from everyone’s favourite “band”, BrokeNCYDE (also known as the only music that literally makes me want to cut off my ears with a plastic knife):

Sex Toys:
I love it when you tease me
You make it seem so easy!
You make my pee-pee hard!
You make my pee-pee hard!

Damn right ho your so sleezy
You give me the heebie jeebies!
You make my pee-pee hard!
You make my pee-pee hard!

Get Crunk!:
YEAAAHHHH!!
All you motha ****in brizzles to get off the flizzle and to start ****in dizzles.
Fishizzle my nizzle
Got these ****in brizzles all up in my mizzle like a ****in grizzle
Get off my grizzle girl,
You got all these ****in hoes all up in my face.
Shut the **** up with that ****.
Lets put your motha ****in crowns up,
Fishizzle like this

Scene Girls:
Ahh yeah your in need of attention
Now drop that ** like your in detention
Sit down girl just shut up and sit
Before I make you suck my (girl nothing)
OMG, You thought I'd say ****
But I wont say ****
Until you touch my ****
So get on your knees girl, suck it **
BC13 and we run this **

Yellow Bus:
Come on girl let me see you shake, now drop that ass like you need a break
Like (breathing sound,)
Now take a breath, I wanna make your pussy wet (like OOOHH)
You're just a groupie
Bitch, I don't need a roofie to get up in that butt
Here's a list of bitches I ****ed; Maddona, Casandra, Kintana, Kiana, your mama, Brandy, and Sandy, Mandy, Melissa, Rachel, and Candy, Jessica, Sarah, Jaquilin, Kelly, Kristina, Jasmine, Crystal, Maria, Madisson (aww wait hold up)


I rest my case. Seriously, I win.

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Old 01-31-2010, 03:40 PM   #39 (permalink)
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This may not count, since it was written for a movie, but what about Vanilla Ice's Ninja Rap?


Hittin like a Ninja Turtle when the bass kicks in -- You better check your level
The power of the Ninja is strong -- Fightin� all the crooks until they�re all out cold
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Old 01-31-2010, 03:41 PM   #40 (permalink)
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LOL... Dieselboy, wasn't that line in one of the songs on of Dieselboy's albums?
I can't remember. Know I heard it on there though.
Yep, right on. It's from the song Subculture.

I like rap in DnB for the most part, and used to love this song to death. Still do actually, but now when I hear that part...especially the last line...it just seems a little bit goofy to me. ><

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