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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali
If Elvis can do it, so can you.
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He probably died on the toilet for this reason as well
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Originally Posted by ElephantSack
I was once enlightened to a heart-warming tale about how a man came to earn free lap dances for life at a local strip club.
I guess one of the girl's secrets to performance enhancement was X. So what a great idea to booty-bump it, yeah? No! This poor ****in' guy comes in for a standard lap dance and ends up getting shat on all over his chest, lap and face. I guess it loosened her up a bit.
So please, people. Take your pills orally like a regular mammal.
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Hahahahahahahaha. I've never stuck any drugs up my ass, I don't think I could, because of this reason