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View Poll Results: Which drug do you like best?
Shrooms 36 5.71%
Acid 51 8.10%
Weed 242 38.41%
Ecstasy 30 4.76%
Meth 7 1.11%
Coke/Crack 15 2.38%
Heroin/Opium 17 2.70%
Alcohol 65 10.32%
Caffeine 51 8.10%
Nicotine/Harmane 11 1.75%
Other 27 4.29%
Hugs 68 10.79%
Angry Birds 8 1.27%
DXM 2 0.32%
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Old 02-04-2010, 10:51 PM   #2331 (permalink)
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I just remembered I wanted to post about the older man that wanted to blow me today for an eighth of bud and some hash. I couldnt figure out how to get the bud and hash without having my **** on his lip, or ****ing him up and stealing it, and im not a fan of hate crimes. so....
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Old 02-04-2010, 10:52 PM   #2332 (permalink)
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If Elvis can do it, so can you.
He probably died on the toilet for this reason as well

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I was once enlightened to a heart-warming tale about how a man came to earn free lap dances for life at a local strip club.

I guess one of the girl's secrets to performance enhancement was X. So what a great idea to booty-bump it, yeah? No! This poor ****in' guy comes in for a standard lap dance and ends up getting shat on all over his chest, lap and face. I guess it loosened her up a bit.

So please, people. Take your pills orally like a regular mammal.

Hahahahahahahaha. I've never stuck any drugs up my ass, I don't think I could, because of this reason
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Old 02-04-2010, 10:53 PM   #2333 (permalink)
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I just remembered I wanted to post about the older man that wanted to blow me today for an eighth of bud and some hash. I couldnt figure out how to get the bud and hash without having my **** on his lip, or ****ing him up and stealing it, and im not a fan of hate crimes. so....
He wanted to blow you AND give you some herbals?

What the hell is going on with business economics these days?
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Old 02-04-2010, 10:56 PM   #2334 (permalink)
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He wanted to blow you AND give you some herbals?

What the hell is going on with business economics these days?
I know! It was insane, I never wishes I liked men more than today. He told me I could sit in a big comfy chair and watch 'pussy porn' because that makes it less ***. If anyone wants some free head from a dude, let me know, ill take the buds.
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Old 02-04-2010, 10:58 PM   #2335 (permalink)
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^ People are ****in' goofy, man.
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Old 02-04-2010, 10:58 PM   #2336 (permalink)
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lmao...

Wow.
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Old 02-05-2010, 04:26 PM   #2337 (permalink)
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I know! It was insane, I never wishes I liked men more than today. He told me I could sit in a big comfy chair and watch 'pussy porn' because that makes it less ***. If anyone wants some free head from a dude, let me know, ill take the buds.
LOL that reminds of the time this really ugly lesbian girl told me she'd give me some coke if she could eat my cunt

She was so gross
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LOL that reminds of the time this really ugly lesbian girl told me she'd give me some coke if she could eat my cunt

She was so gross
Totally not as weird.
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yeah...thrice's story still wins that one. i might be confused...like...can i just take the weed? no need for a blow job, buddy...
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yeah...thrice's story still wins that one. i might be confused...like...can i just take the weed? no need for a blow job, buddy...
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