Never a proper one, although this one time me and my flatmate went drinking around Bolton that was a close call. We were in the smoking bit outside, he started flirting with this girl who turned out to be this meaty old sod's niece and, for some reason, he thought it was a good idea to take a few swings at me instead. Took quite a whack to the ribs, which hurt for a few more days, but that was it before his mates held him back and cooled things down.
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