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Old 02-21-2010, 08:36 PM   #2133 (permalink)
TheCunningStunt
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Originally Posted by The Abracadaver View Post
I got a really rough handjob last night. What's an appropriate way of telling a girl she's being too rough?

I'm young, so my "sexual experiences" are extremely minimum.
DO NOT. AND I REPEAT DO NOT TELL HER.

I had to tell a girlfriend she was too rough once, and people may say man up - but Jesus Christ, I thought she liked my penis so much she wanted to pop it in her purse and take it home.

I told her, in the nicest way I could that perhaps she should take a bit more care, I thought she was gonna cry. "I CAN'T GET ANYTHING RIGHT." etc.

And she told me that most men she'd been with (slut.) told her to do it harder, their penises must be made of steal.
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