The Sexual Experience Thread

[TumorAttitude]

What if he's like, 14? If you live with your parents, tugjobs pretty much ARE the main event.....

[Sansa Stark]

Not necessarily, like not at all

[TheCunningStunt]

Originally Posted by The Abracadaver

I got a really rough handjob last night. What's an appropriate way of telling a girl she's being too rough?

I'm young, so my "sexual experiences" are extremely minimum.

DO NOT. AND I REPEAT DO NOT TELL HER.

I had to tell a girlfriend she was too rough once, and people may say man up - but Jesus Christ, I thought she liked my penis so much she wanted to pop it in her purse and take it home.

I told her, in the nicest way I could that perhaps she should take a bit more care, I thought she was gonna cry. "I CAN'T GET ANYTHING RIGHT." etc.

And she told me that most men she'd been with (slut.) told her to do it harder, their penises must be made of steal.

[TumorAttitude]

I'm not even lying, that sounds like something I would do....cry after being told that.....

[Guybrush]

Well, my suggestion wasn't actually to make her stop, sit down face to face and tell her how she sexually disappointed you with her handjob skills. You may not even have to tell her how it's wrong if you can tell her when she does it right. I mean, you could just drop a gentle hint while she's doing it like "oh yeah, just like that" when you think she's got it right.

.. Or don't and just keep faking enjoyment while being molested.

[TheCunningStunt]

I thought the sight of me in agony would've been a subtle hint, so I had to have the sit down chat with her. I couldn't go through it again.

@TumorAttitude
Why would a girl cry?! As a male, you know I want to be the alpha male and please the woman, but when it comes down to it, as long as I orgasm, I'm quite happy to fall asleep and let her slip any complaints in my suggestion box when I wake - and when I receive said complaints, they're amusing more than upsetting.

I just think meh, I'll try and get back on form next time.

For girls, it's the end of the world as we know it.

[333]

Good to see nothing has changed in here ...

[Arya Stark]

Question.
has anyone ever given or gotten oral by someone with a tongue piercing?

[333]

Originally Posted by AwwSugar

Question.
has anyone ever given or gotten oral by someone with a tongue piercing?

Yes. Received it. It's okay. Nothing to really write about ...

[LoathsomePete]

I have, but I was both stoned and drunk at the time so I can't remember the exact details of the experience but like 333 said, nothing to write home about.