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Originally Posted by 333
I have seen the movie multiple times, but I don't understand why the situation is ironic.
I received oral sex in the front row of the movie theater once. We were watching The Order. There were about six people behind us and I'm pretty sure they knew what was going on. I was a freshman in high school. : x
While we're on the topic of public/outdoor experiences, I must say sex in public bathrooms aren't as great as the moments leading up to them. It's always drunk, too small, or too smelly (the bathroom, not the sex). Now, sex on summer green grass. It might be nostalgia. It might have been the blades of grass caressing my back or the dampness of the dew drops on my skin, but I always get goosebumps thinking about it.
I just re-read that. I should totally write erotic literature.
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One of my best friends tried to get off on me in the middle stall of a crowded women's bathroom in some smelly frat house earlier this year.
DID NOT WANT.