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Old 03-05-2010, 03:23 PM   #2251 (permalink)
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Hahah! You refer to your penis as "Big Fish"?

Classic.
As long as you don't refer to the chick your banging as Big Fish your ok.
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Old 03-05-2010, 03:32 PM   #2252 (permalink)
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As long as you don't refer to the chick your banging as Big Fish your ok.
Hahaha holy **** I just laughed so hard at that.

Just in case there is some confusion...she was far from fitting that nickname.
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Old 03-05-2010, 10:38 PM   #2253 (permalink)
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I have seen the movie multiple times, but I don't understand why the situation is ironic.

I received oral sex in the front row of the movie theater once. We were watching The Order. There were about six people behind us and I'm pretty sure they knew what was going on. I was a freshman in high school. : x

While we're on the topic of public/outdoor experiences, I must say sex in public bathrooms aren't as great as the moments leading up to them. It's always drunk, too small, or too smelly (the bathroom, not the sex). Now, sex on summer green grass. It might be nostalgia. It might have been the blades of grass caressing my back or the dampness of the dew drops on my skin, but I always get goosebumps thinking about it.

I just re-read that. I should totally write erotic literature.
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Old 03-07-2010, 06:02 PM   #2254 (permalink)
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While we're on the topic of public/outdoor experiences, I must say sex in public bathrooms aren't as great as the moments leading up to them. It's always drunk, too small, or too smelly (the bathroom, not the sex). Now, sex on summer green grass. It might be nostalgia. It might have been the blades of grass caressing my back or the dampness of the dew drops on my skin, but I always get goosebumps thinking about it.
Amen, and not just public restrooms, either. The few times I've had any kind of bathroom sex, it's always seemed like a great idea until it's actually happening and then it just turns out weird and awkward. Even the shower is usually way more effort than it turns out to be worth.

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I am looking forward to summer this year.
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While we're on the topic of public/outdoor experiences, I must say sex in public bathrooms aren't as great as the moments leading up to them. It's always drunk, too small, or too smelly (the bathroom, not the sex). Now, sex on summer green grass. It might be nostalgia. It might have been the blades of grass caressing my back or the dampness of the dew drops on my skin, but I always get goosebumps thinking about it.

I just re-read that. I should totally write erotic literature.
You really should, 333. Your description is excellent.
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long trip


stop beside the road



she stands and leans over the passenger seat

no ?


(dont try this when its cold out)
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Old 03-08-2010, 12:27 PM   #2257 (permalink)
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Amen, and not just public restrooms, either. The few times I've had any kind of bathroom sex, it's always seemed like a great idea until it's actually happening and then it just turns out weird and awkward. Even the shower is usually way more effort than it turns out to be worth.

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I am looking forward to summer this year.
hahaha why are you looking forward to the summer this year?

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she stands and leans over the passenger seat

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holy sh$%... thats crazy
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hahaha why are you looking forward to the summer this year?
Getting it regular these days, meaning a higher chance of outdoor adventures.



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Old 03-08-2010, 01:29 PM   #2259 (permalink)
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Lol, outdoors is the ****, but the thing about grass...I remember being on top once outside, and I ended up cutting up my feet on the grass. Then another time, it was by a river, pretty sure the boats going by could see my bare ass
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Lol, outdoors is the ****, but the thing about grass...I remember being on top once outside, and I ended up cutting up my feet on the grass. Then another time, it was by a river, pretty sure the boats going by could see my bare ass
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