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Old 03-22-2010, 04:23 PM   #11 (permalink)
TumorAttitude
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Beats the price of hookers, eh boys?

This is the book that scared me out of masturbating.


Purity book. Read it when I was 13. Filled with horror stories.
Girl flicks the bean during her college years and gets married to honorable beau. Beau sucks at fucking. Girl suffers, guy gets mad, marriage becomes unhappy, I have prevailing issues.

Seriously, here's a passage.

The one I was talking about is on page 48:

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I was disappointed in our sex life when I got married. I expected that my husband would have the same magic touch that I had with myself, but he is rougher and more aggressive than I am used to. I've tried to teach him what I like, but one night after I tried to coach him, he responded, "Why don't you do it yourself if you don't like the way I do it?" On the one hand, I was relieved that I could finally do what felt good to me, but on the other hand, I know it must blow his ego that I'm not as aroused by his touch as I am by my own.
Most husbands find pleasure and satisfaction in bringing their wives to orgasm. If you regularly find sexual release through masterbation, you may rob your futur husband of this pleasure by feeling the need to "help him".

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