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Old 03-22-2010, 04:23 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Beats the price of hookers, eh boys?

This is the book that scared me out of masturbating.


Purity book. Read it when I was 13. Filled with horror stories.
Girl flicks the bean during her college years and gets married to honorable beau. Beau sucks at fucking. Girl suffers, guy gets mad, marriage becomes unhappy, I have prevailing issues.

Seriously, here's a passage.

The one I was talking about is on page 48:

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I was disappointed in our sex life when I got married. I expected that my husband would have the same magic touch that I had with myself, but he is rougher and more aggressive than I am used to. I've tried to teach him what I like, but one night after I tried to coach him, he responded, "Why don't you do it yourself if you don't like the way I do it?" On the one hand, I was relieved that I could finally do what felt good to me, but on the other hand, I know it must blow his ego that I'm not as aroused by his touch as I am by my own.
Most husbands find pleasure and satisfaction in bringing their wives to orgasm. If you regularly find sexual release through masterbation, you may rob your futur husband of this pleasure by feeling the need to "help him".

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Old 03-22-2010, 04:39 PM   #12 (permalink)
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To start off, my mom told me she wished I would "dress better". I guess she means more expensive, i.e. stop wearing stuff from Goodwill. Where do you guys buy your clothes? Links, please.
What's the point of getting more expensive clothes if you can get them for less and in fairly good condition used?

As a vegan, I don't much care for hunting for anything, including clothes, but occasionally will go...and my favorite hunting grounds are Goodwill. I like clothes with a history. Plus, the clothes are cheap and sometimes you even find some new ones with the tags still on them.

Recommendation: wash all the Goodwill clothes in hot water to kill off lice before wearing them!!

I go to Boutique "Tarjay" (Target) to purchase my 100% cotton socks and underwear new and fresh. As for outerwear at Target, I usually wait for the sales until you are looking at racks of really weird clothes no one else wanted, each item marked down to around 1/4th of the original cost. I can rarely bring myself to pay full price for clothes.
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If a chicken was smart enough to be able to speak English and run in a geometric pattern, then I think it should be smart enough to dial 911 (999) before getting the axe, and scream to the operator, "Something must be done! Something must be done!"
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Beats the price of hookers, eh boys?

This is the book that scared me out of masturbating.


Purity book. Read it when I was 13. Filled with horror stories.
Girl flicks the bean during her college years and gets married to honorable beau. Beau sucks at fucking. Girl suffers, guy gets mad, marriage becomes unhappy, I have prevailing issues.

Seriously, here's a passage.

The one I was talking about is on page 48:
ARRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! That book and the passages you shared make me feel, once again, so glad that I am a happily masturbating atheist, relieved of such warped, patriarchal authority and puritanical fears of pleasure!

I'm sad to hear new generations of girls are being encouraged to feel shame about their bodies and masturbation, which is a healthy way to enjoy and learn about your own body.

I read the excerpt, Tumor, and below is a quote, which sounds to me almost like kinky information on how to lust for God's hand to be the one to be touching a girl, fillfilling her desires according to HIS plan, allowing HIM to prove HIMSELF. I wonder if boys are being given similar religious advice to put their penis in God's hands?

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from "Every Young Woman's Battle": Place your sexual desires back into God's hands rather than taking matters into your own. God gave you those desires in the first place, and He longs to help you control them until they can be fulfilled according to His plan. Once you allow Him to prove Himself in this area, you will understand that self-gratification isn't true satisfaction at all. If you want your body, heart, mind and spirit to remain pure, strive for God-gratification instead of self-gratification.
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...happily masturbating atheist...
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^Somebody needs to make tee shirts with this phrase on them.
Well, Janszoon, we *do* already have THIS:

Happy Atheist Jr. Ringer T-Shirt > Happy Atheist Stuff > The Affable Atheist's Store

And a matching "Happy Atheist" thong bikini underwear, if you're interested!

http://www.cafepress.com/affable_atheist.174999045

Says the Happy Atheist website, about said thong: "Many people think you have to believe in some god myth to be happy. Prove them wrong."
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Well, Janszoon, we *do* already have THIS:

Happy Atheist Jr. Ringer T-Shirt > Happy Atheist Stuff > The Affable Atheist's Store

And a matching "Happy Atheist" thong, if you're interested!

Happy Atheist Classic Thong > Happy Atheist Stuff > The Affable Atheist's Store

Says the Happy Atheist website, about said thong: "Many people think you have to believe in some god myth to be happy. Prove them wrong - and be happy to be free of make-believe sky-tyrants."
Without the word "masturbating" in there it lacks a certain je ne sais quoi.
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Without the word "masturbating" in there it lacks a certain je ne sais quoi.
Oh, I don't know. Whenever I see "happy atheist" I just kind of add "masturbating" at the end of it in my mind.

Just like when you read a fortune cookie and automatically add "in bed" at the end of the saying. It makes good fortunes all that much better!
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