Oh holy ****. I'm sorry for the double post, but I just had to share this one:
From Me to ********@gmail.com
RE: Clydesdale horse needs caring owners:
Hey there!
Your horse looks beautiful! Is he still available?
Michael Murphy
Vice President
Murphy Glue Factory, Inc.
From ********@gmail.com to Me
RE: Clydesdale horse needs caring owners:
HELL NO!!!
Epic win.