Originally Posted by Darkness

In school i was looking at a girl that i liked and then suddenly there's this bulgy thing in my pants. I opened my zippers and checked what it was thinking it was some sort of pen cap. Then i realized it was my penis and then everyone was laughing at me....

Originally Posted by right-track

It was my 21st birthday and very wasted, my so called mates tied me to a lamp post and dropped my jeans to my ankles... in city centre Manchester on a very busy Saturday...very cold November night... stark bollock naked...and left me there.
The Police were very understanding.
Oh, and some girls passing took photographs.