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Old 07-01-2005, 03:02 PM   #11 (permalink)
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In school i was looking at a girl that i liked and then suddenly there's this bulgy thing in my pants. I opened my zippers and checked what it was thinking it was some sort of pen cap. Then i realized it was my penis and then everyone was laughing at me....
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It was my 21st birthday and very wasted, my so called mates tied me to a lamp post and dropped my jeans to my ankles... in city centre Manchester on a very busy Saturday...very cold November night... stark bollock naked...and left me there.
The Police were very understanding.
Oh, and some girls passing took photographs.
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Old 07-02-2005, 12:53 AM   #12 (permalink)
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i won't laugh i won't laugh i won't laugh








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Old 07-02-2005, 01:28 AM   #13 (permalink)
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you can say that again...
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Why do I start what I can't finish?
Oh please, don't barrage me with questions to all those ugly answers.
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But maybe I don't want to finish anything anymore..
maybe I can wait in bed 'til she comes home. and whispers....

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Old 07-02-2005, 01:53 AM   #14 (permalink)
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jesus Christ!!
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Old 07-02-2005, 02:01 AM   #15 (permalink)
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you forgot the capitals....... do it again
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Old 07-02-2005, 04:50 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 07-03-2005, 12:57 AM   #17 (permalink)
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i tried to steal a hanky the other day but it failed....... DAMNIT
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Old 07-03-2005, 04:10 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Dang!
Darkness and right-track, your moments are classic.
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Old 07-03-2005, 08:16 AM   #19 (permalink)
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All time classic moment has to go to my mate - caught by a stunned window cleaner while he pleasured himself with the old 5 knuckle shuffle in his bedroom.
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Old 10-12-2005, 08:22 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I was bored and scrolling through threads...

imagines your mom walking in on you furiously masterbating..

now reverse the rolls
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