One of my recent favorite misheard lyrics came from my mother a few days ago. I was visiting her, and she started singing a certain Beatles song, and commented on how she'd misheard the lyrics previously: "I thought it said, 'happiness is a warm bun', but that didn't make any sense. I realized that it's 'happiness is a woman' now."
Her world was brought crashing down when I had to inform her that the song is actually, "Happiness Is a Warm Gun". Poor Mom.
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